🍎 My 2025 DAILY DESK CALENDAR is available NOW. 📆 It’s kind of like having a goofball cubemate to cheer you up every day, but you don’t have to smell their weird lunch. 🏷

🗓🥙 My 2025 WALL CALENDAR is out NOW! 🗓 Do you like to laugh? Are you in the habit of utilizing a chart showing the days, weeks & months of a particular year? Then this calendar is designed specifically for you! 🖼🖼🖼 It contains all the images shown here, plus 3 more! 🏷

🗓🥙 My 2025 WALL CALENDAR is available NOW! 👍❤️ I promise every page is going to make you do that thing where you go to tap the “like” button and then remember it’s not on your phone. 🏷

🗓🥙 2025 WALL CALENDAR out NOW! ➡️👀 Swipe/click/scroll for a “Look inside…” 🗓 I invite you to spend another year with me, the Michael Jordan of dad jokes, or a different comparison from more recently than 25 years ago. 🏷

🙌 My 2025 DAILY DESK CALENDAR is available NOW. 📆 Many calendars seek to motivate & inspire, but isn’t that a bit on-the-nose? 🏷

#ReadingGoals & Wall Calendar page for October ‘24. (Get the 2025 edition of my Wall Calendar here.)
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What do you listen to while you read? My current go-to is House Hunters, non-consensually, on a doctor’s waiting room television.
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Paperbacks found at Vintage & Modern Books, Strand Book Store, and Wonder Book and Video.
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Calendar art by me, Electric Forest cover art by Don Maitz, Warm Worlds and Otherwise cover art by Michael Herring, Our Lady of Darkness cover art by Richard Powers, The City of the Singing Flame cover art by Rowena Morrill, The Broken Sword cover art is uncredited (not cool, Sphere Books Limited 42 years ago).
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🧑‍💻 “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

🔥 Hot off the presses! 🔬📆 My 2025 Daily Desk Calendar is available NOW. Has the word “now” conveyed a sense of urgency in your mind as the customer? 🛒
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⏱ “Nobody Asked”: a collection of demotivational quotes & rando observations, because sometimes nobody asks me to hold forth at length on a variety of topics. 🏷

Sept. 12, 2024 📆 Simple tools I somehow manage to be bad at using: chopsticks, house keys, projecting a reasonable semblance of human warmth. 🛒 2025 Edition available now! 🏷