Waiter, I’ll have the ice cream sundae. On second thought, bring it to me now.
Photo courtesy @susywoodsy
Waiter, I’ll have the ice cream sundae. On second thought, bring it to me now.
Photo courtesy @susywoodsy
You want the rainbow, you put up with the rain. But must I also put up with having Gene Wilder’s hair all day?
My “I’m Over It” sleep tee at ASOS
Photo courtesy @v1oh4
Beverage courtesy @monsterenergy
In 2019 let’s live our truths, be our best selves, and a third platitude.
Enjoy my #TopNine 2018 designs.
It’s time to get my #2019calendar! Don’t get it twisted, it’s the mustard-have item of 2019!
Available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble (in store and online), Books-A-Million, Calendars.com, Target & Walmart.
It’s time to get a #2019calendar! Mine, from @andrewsmcmeelbooks, is available at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, Calendars.com, Target & Walmart.
The first spread shows the last 4 months of 2018, and the theme is “tzatziki and ye shall find”.


1. White Knuckle Christmas
2. I searched the hashtag #imhavingagreattime & found this incredible photo from @lady_brojangles that is the perfect embodiment of my drawing.
#December from my 2018 #calendar was about trying to get a grip.
My #2019calendar from @andrewsmcmeelbooks is available NOW at Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books-A-Million, Calendars.com, Target & Walmart.





#FanArtFriday - Photos of drawings of my drawings. GROUND RULES: credit me in the text of the post, tag #davidolenick, link to davidolenick.com, do not sell the drawings, do not draw better than I do.
Today featuring 2 artists who flouted my “do not draw better than I do” ground rule ;-) - sketchbook drawing by @westinchurch & lunch bag art by @beckie138. Thanks my friends!