"Keep it Shrimple, Stupid: The Art of David Olenick 2015 Calendar" is the perfect place to keep track of the appointments you’re going to be late for, the birthdays you’re going to forget, and the deadlines you’re going to miss.
You can pick it up at Barnes & Noble stores or online at barnesandnoble.com, Amazon.com, Calendars.com, and Andrews McMeel Publishing.
That’s my “Amourosaurus” greeting card peeking out from behind the berry jams. You can’t see it here, but trust me - the right half is perhaps even more breathtaking than the left.
The Recycled Paper Greetings/Threadless Summer program at Target is winding down, but I’ve heard that in some locations you can still find a few of my cards on the racks.
Neck pieces (bottom left) are among the most painful of tattoos…not least for the people that have to look at them.
This temporary tattoo of mine from Tattster (top left) offers a solution for human canvases and their loved ones.
Looks like somebody let the cat t-shirt out of the bag. Stay tuned…