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Ordered a few of my own shirts to give as gifts, and found this kind note (pic above) on the packing slip from the Threadless warehouse crew.
Thanks friends!
Love,
David (Stockroom Supervisor, 1991- 95: Gap Kids Bethesda, MD/New York, NY)

Ordered a few of my own shirts to give as gifts, and found this kind note (pic above) on the packing slip from the Threadless warehouse crew.

Thanks friends!

Love,

David (Stockroom Supervisor, 1991- 95: Gap Kids Bethesda, MD/New York, NY)

Ohh Deer’s Easter sale is the perfect time to get a Mother’s Day card.*
Use the code “EASTER” in the checkout to get 15% off on all my shit till Tuesday.
* That was confusing, wasn’t it?

Ohh Deer’s Easter sale is the perfect time to get a Mother’s Day card.*

Use the code “EASTER” in the checkout to get 15% off on all my shit till Tuesday.

* That was confusing, wasn’t it?

This design is about my dog Otis, but in fairness, he isn’t really all about food. He also enjoys offering love unconditionally and crapping on the rug.
"The Pugly Truth" is available on guys and gals t-shirts.
One of 16 designs in my "MADE" collection on Threadless.

This design is about my dog Otis, but in fairness, he isn’t really all about food. He also enjoys offering love unconditionally and crapping on the rug.

"The Pugly Truth" is available on guys and gals t-shirts.

One of 16 designs in my "MADE" collection on Threadless.

The “Amourosaurus” mug is totally sold out on Threadless, but lucky for you it’s available now on Society6.
Photo by TotalBabyCakes.
Yellow mug by RandyOtter.
Nitrous oxide propelled sweetened whipped cream by Reddi-wip.

The “Amourosaurus” mug is totally sold out on Threadless, but lucky for you it’s available now on Society6.

Photo by TotalBabyCakes.

Yellow mug by RandyOtter.

Nitrous oxide propelled sweetened whipped cream by Reddi-wip.

Pictured above is nueandhercats and her "Puttin’ Off the Ritz" apron. 
I don’t know about her, but carbs just destroy me. One time I had to call in sick because I ate a bagel for breakfast.
Just kidding, I don’t have a job.
Want to be famous like nueandhercats? Post a photo on Instagram or Twitter with one of my Threadless products, tag it with #threadpics, and Threadless puts it right on the product page.

Pictured above is nueandhercats and her "Puttin’ Off the Ritz" apron

I don’t know about her, but carbs just destroy me. One time I had to call in sick because I ate a bagel for breakfast.

Just kidding, I don’t have a job.

Want to be famous like nueandhercats? Post a photo on Instagram or Twitter with one of my Threadless products, tag it with #threadpics, and Threadless puts it right on the product page.

Pic by bebopgirl1969. She won my random drawing, but didn’t notice my message letting her know until nearly a year later.
I sent her some stuff anyway, because you’ve got to respect a person in this day and age who’s not constantly checking their messages.

Pic by bebopgirl1969. She won my random drawing, but didn’t notice my message letting her know until nearly a year later.

I sent her some stuff anyway, because you’ve got to respect a person in this day and age who’s not constantly checking their messages.

Sometimes my jokes get an unintended assist from the products they’re printed on.
Free shipping and $5 off most items in my Society6 shop thru Sunday using this link.

Sometimes my jokes get an unintended assist from the products they’re printed on.

Free shipping and $5 off most items in my Society6 shop thru Sunday using this link.

Hi. I’m speaking to you from heaven because I died from cuteness while I was putting this post together.
This stuff is almost sold out, but what’s left is only $9.95 right now.

Hi. I’m speaking to you from heaven because I died from cuteness while I was putting this post together.

This stuff is almost sold out, but what’s left is only $9.95 right now.

When I’m not signaling passing ships with the light reflecting off my forehead, I create all my designs in this space.
For further insights, check out Ohh Deer’s interview with me.

When I’m not signaling passing ships with the light reflecting off my forehead, I create all my designs in this space.

For further insights, check out Ohh Deer’s interview with me.

"I start with rough sketches, usually done when I’m out and about, and they look terrible. Really. My sketchbook is an absolute eyesore." - Me
Here’s the rest of the interview this quote came from.
Here’s where you can vote to make the top right design a t-shirt.

"I start with rough sketches, usually done when I’m out and about, and they look terrible. Really. My sketchbook is an absolute eyesore." - Me

Here’s the rest of the interview this quote came from.

Here’s where you can vote to make the top right design a t-shirt.

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