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“Everlasting Life Sucks”
Immmortality is so draining.
If you’ve ever bought anything from Woot! in the past, you’re eligible to vote for this to be a t-shirt there: Just sign in, go to my design, and click "I’d want one".
Other products here.
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Everlasting Life Sucks

Immmortality is so draining.

If you’ve ever bought anything from Woot! in the past, you’re eligible to vote for this to be a t-shirt there: Just sign in, go to my design, and click "I’d want one".

Other products here.

Facebook  Tumblr  Threadless  Society6  Ohh Deer  TeePublic  Shirt Woot

"Keep it Shrimple, Stupid: The Art of David Olenick 2015 Calendar" is the perfect place to keep track of the appointments you’re going to be late for, the birthdays you’re going to forget, and the deadlines you’re going to miss.
You can pick it up at Barnes & Noble stores or online at barnesandnoble.com, Amazon.com, Calendars.com, and Andrews McMeel Publishing.

"Keep it Shrimple, Stupid: The Art of David Olenick 2015 Calendar" is the perfect place to keep track of the appointments you’re going to be late for, the birthdays you’re going to forget, and the deadlines you’re going to miss.

You can pick it up at Barnes & Noble stores or online at barnesandnoble.com, Amazon.com, Calendars.com, and Andrews McMeel Publishing.

10 new t-shirts available at TeePublic by me, David Olenick. They’re discounted to $14 for the next 2 days or so.
It’s pronounced oLENick, by the way, not OLnick. Remember that next time you’re asked “Who are you wearing?” by an entertainment reporter.

10 new t-shirts available at TeePublic by me, David Olenick. They’re discounted to $14 for the next 2 days or so.

It’s pronounced oLENick, by the way, not OLnick. Remember that next time you’re asked “Who are you wearing?” by an entertainment reporter.

Sometimes the right accessory is all it takes to achieve that easy, effortless cool for your next business lunch.
My “Careless Whisker” t-shirt at Threadless
Chicken Shop

Sometimes the right accessory is all it takes to achieve that easy, effortless cool for your next business lunch.

My “Careless Whisker” t-shirt at Threadless

Chicken Shop

That’s my “Amourosaurus” greeting card peeking out from behind the berry jams. You can’t see it here, but trust me - the right half is perhaps even more breathtaking than the left.
The Recycled Paper Greetings/Threadless Summer program at Target is winding down, but I’ve heard that in some locations you can still find a few of my cards on the racks.

That’s my “Amourosaurus” greeting card peeking out from behind the berry jams. You can’t see it here, but trust me - the right half is perhaps even more breathtaking than the left.

The Recycled Paper Greetings/Threadless Summer program at Target is winding down, but I’ve heard that in some locations you can still find a few of my cards on the racks.

Neck pieces (bottom left) are among the most painful of tattoos…not least for the people that have to look at them.
This temporary tattoo of mine from Tattster (top left) offers a solution for human canvases and their loved ones.

Neck pieces (bottom left) are among the most painful of tattoos…not least for the people that have to look at them.

This temporary tattoo of mine from Tattster (top left) offers a solution for human canvases and their loved ones.

I know you probably already have more websites-about-contests-for-cakes-based-on-graphics-from-t-shirts in your life than you can handle, but Threadcakes seems poised to make all the other (again, obviously scores and scores of them) websites-about-contests-for-cakes-based-on-graphics-from-t-shirts obsolete.
Here’s a cake based on my "Discounting Calories" t-shirt, baked by CakesByKristi. Nailed it. Find out how she did it here.
Btw, here’s one from last year.

I know you probably already have more websites-about-contests-for-cakes-based-on-graphics-from-t-shirts in your life than you can handle, but Threadcakes seems poised to make all the other (again, obviously scores and scores of them) websites-about-contests-for-cakes-based-on-graphics-from-t-shirts obsolete.

Here’s a cake based on my "Discounting Calories" t-shirt, baked by CakesByKristi. Nailed itFind out how she did it here.

Btw, here’s one from last year.

"Careless Whisker" is available on guys and gals tees. You know, so you have something to wear to the symphony.

"Careless Whisker" is available on guys and gals tees. You know, so you have something to wear to the symphony.

Looks like somebody let the cat t-shirt out of the bag. Stay tuned…

Looks like somebody let the cat t-shirt out of the bag. Stay tuned…

Hey dude, James A. Garfield called - he wants Rutherford B. Hayes’s facial hair back.
The "Let’s Face It" t-shirt is in Next retail stores, as well as online here for UK and here for USA.

Hey dude, James A. Garfield called - he wants Rutherford B. Hayes’s facial hair back.

The "Let’s Face It" t-shirt is in Next retail stores, as well as online here for UK and here for USA.

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