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Carefully honing my message.
Sometimes I imagine having to go back in time, meet my ancestors (who, in this fantasy, look and sound like Topol as Tevye in the 1971 film version of ”Fiddler on the Roof”), and explain to them what I do for a living.
If you want to see this on a t-shirt, you can score, comment, and fund (promo code JCACDB) here.
Other products available here.

Carefully honing my message.

Sometimes I imagine having to go back in time, meet my ancestors (who, in this fantasy, look and sound like Topol as Tevye in the 1971 film version of ”Fiddler on the Roof”), and explain to them what I do for a living.

If you want to see this on a t-shirt, you can score, comment, and fund (promo code JCACDB) here.

Other products available here.

"I’m a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl." - Cameron Diaz
"I’m more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl." - Tara Reid
"I’m really more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of a girl." - Katharine McPhee
"I’m a jeans and t-shirt type of girl." - Nicole Richie
Now you too can heroically keep it real like a famous celebrity - all my t-shirts are $12 at Threadless till 9/2/14 5PM CT.

"I’m a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl." - Cameron Diaz

"I’m more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl." - Tara Reid

"I’m really more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of a girl." - Katharine McPhee

"I’m a jeans and t-shirt type of girl." - Nicole Richie

Now you too can heroically keep it real like a famous celebrity - all my t-shirts are $12 at Threadless till 9/2/14 5PM CT.

"Grinsincerity"
More honesty than you can stomach.
If you want to see this on a t-shirt, you can score, comment, and fund (promo code JCACDB) here.
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My "For the Birds" throw pillow, photographed by Lukas, a design student, fellow Society6 artist, and probable late riser.
Free shipping on most items in my Society6 shop today.

My "For the Birds" throw pillow, photographed by Lukas, a design student, fellow Society6 artist, and probable late riser.

Free shipping on most items in my Society6 shop today.

Woot! is not just something you say when you conscientiously ask for no fries but the waiter screws up and brings them anyway.
Woot! is also an internet retailer that sells two t-shirts of mine: "Seal of Reproval", and "Above Bored".
If you buy them, or have bought anything from Woot! in the past, you’re eligible to vote for 2 more designs of mine to be tees there: "Do’s and Donuts" and "The Prawn Principle".
Just sign in, go to the links above and click "I’d want one".

Woot! is not just something you say when you conscientiously ask for no fries but the waiter screws up and brings them anyway.

Woot! is also an internet retailer that sells two t-shirts of mine: "Seal of Reproval", and "Above Bored".

If you buy them, or have bought anything from Woot! in the past, you’re eligible to vote for 2 more designs of mine to be tees there: "Do’s and Donuts" and "The Prawn Principle".

Just sign in, go to the links above and click "I’d want one".

If you traveled to visit Marilisa and Vinz in Italy, you’d be in a position to see some of humankind’s finest artistic achievements: the "Discounting Calories" wall clock, the "Brewmance" t-shirt, and the "Amourosaurus" t-shirt.
You can also check out the Michelangelos, Giottos, and Caravaggios while you’re there, but honestly they’re not even really that funny.

If you traveled to visit Marilisa and Vinz in Italy, you’d be in a position to see some of humankind’s finest artistic achievements: the "Discounting Calories" wall clock, the "Brewmance" t-shirt, and the "Amourosaurus" t-shirt.

You can also check out the Michelangelos, Giottos, and Caravaggios while you’re there, but honestly they’re not even really that funny.
"A drawing is simply a line going for a walk." - Paul Klee
So true… but in my drawings, during the course of the walk, the line inadvertently steps on a rake causing the handle to strike him in the face and break his glasses.
If you want one on a tee, follow it’s link below, click “fund it” to pre-order, and use the promo code to save $5. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your $$ back.
FOAM HAND (promo code: DXP0S2)
ROLLING PIN (promo code: 66BXOS)

"A drawing is simply a line going for a walk." - Paul Klee

So true… but in my drawings, during the course of the walk, the line inadvertently steps on a rake causing the handle to strike him in the face and break his glasses.

If you want one on a tee, follow it’s link below, click “fund it” to pre-order, and use the promo code to save $5. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your $$ back.

FOAM HAND (promo code: DXP0S2)

ROLLING PIN (promo code: 66BXOS)

Another set of perfectly good rough sketches that I ruined by finishing them.
If you want them on tees, follow the appropriate link below, click the “fund it” button to pre-order, and use the promo code to get 5$ off. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your money back.
UNICORN (promo code: 6JRYVG)
UMBRELLA (promo code: EUCGTG)
BALLOON ANIMAL (promo code: 4JWD52)

Another set of perfectly good rough sketches that I ruined by finishing them.

If you want them on tees, follow the appropriate link below, click the “fund it” button to pre-order, and use the promo code to get 5$ off. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your money back.

UNICORN (promo code: 6JRYVG)

UMBRELLA (promo code: EUCGTG)

BALLOON ANIMAL (promo code: 4JWD52)

"A Pointed Critique"
With that, the foam finger washed it’s hand of the whole thing.
If you want this on a t-shirt, click the “fund it” button to pre-order, and use the promo code DXP0S2 to get 5$ off. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your money back.
Btw, the “0” in the promo code is a zero.

"A Pointed Critique"

With that, the foam finger washed it’s hand of the whole thing.

If you want this on a t-shirt, click the “fund it” button to pre-order, and use the promo code DXP0S2 to get 5$ off. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your money back.

Btw, the “0” in the promo code is a zero.

Want to own any of these on a shirt? You know, for job interviews, first dates, televised interventions, that kind of thing? 
If so, follow the appropriate link below, click the “fund it” button to pre-order, and use the promo code to get 5$ off. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your money back.
UNICORN (promo code: 6JRYVG)
ROLLING PIN (promo code: 66BXOS)
UMBRELLA (promo code: EUCGTG)
BALLOON ANIMAL (promo code: 4JWD52)

Want to own any of these on a shirt? You know, for job interviews, first dates, televised interventions, that kind of thing?

If so, follow the appropriate link below, click the “fund it” button to pre-order, and use the promo code to get 5$ off. If the shirt isn’t fully funded, you get your money back.

UNICORN (promo code: 6JRYVG)

ROLLING PIN (promo code: 66BXOS)

UMBRELLA (promo code: EUCGTG)

BALLOON ANIMAL (promo code: 4JWD52)

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