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Pictured above is nueandhercats and her "Puttin’ Off the Ritz" apron. 
I don’t know about her, but carbs just destroy me. One time I had to call in sick because I ate a bagel for breakfast.
Just kidding, I don’t have a job.
Want to be famous like nueandhercats? Post a photo on Instagram or Twitter with one of my Threadless products, tag it with #threadpics, and Threadless puts it right on the product page.

Pictured above is nueandhercats and her "Puttin’ Off the Ritz" apron

I don’t know about her, but carbs just destroy me. One time I had to call in sick because I ate a bagel for breakfast.

Just kidding, I don’t have a job.

Want to be famous like nueandhercats? Post a photo on Instagram or Twitter with one of my Threadless products, tag it with #threadpics, and Threadless puts it right on the product page.

Pic by bebopgirl1969. She won my random drawing, but didn’t notice my message letting her know until nearly a year later.
I sent her some stuff anyway, because you’ve got to respect a person in this day and age who’s not constantly checking their messages.

Pic by bebopgirl1969. She won my random drawing, but didn’t notice my message letting her know until nearly a year later.

I sent her some stuff anyway, because you’ve got to respect a person in this day and age who’s not constantly checking their messages.

Sometimes my jokes get an unintended assist from the products they’re printed on.
Free shipping and $5 off most items in my Society6 shop thru Sunday using this link.

Sometimes my jokes get an unintended assist from the products they’re printed on.

Free shipping and $5 off most items in my Society6 shop thru Sunday using this link.

Hi. I’m speaking to you from heaven because I died from cuteness while I was putting this post together.
This stuff is almost sold out, but what’s left is only $9.95 right now.

Hi. I’m speaking to you from heaven because I died from cuteness while I was putting this post together.

This stuff is almost sold out, but what’s left is only $9.95 right now.

When I’m not signaling passing ships with the light reflecting off my forehead, I create all my designs in this space.
For further insights, check out Ohh Deer’s interview with me.

When I’m not signaling passing ships with the light reflecting off my forehead, I create all my designs in this space.

For further insights, check out Ohh Deer’s interview with me.

"I start with rough sketches, usually done when I’m out and about, and they look terrible. Really. My sketchbook is an absolute eyesore." - Me
Here’s the rest of the interview this quote came from.
Here’s where you can vote to make the top right design a t-shirt.

"I start with rough sketches, usually done when I’m out and about, and they look terrible. Really. My sketchbook is an absolute eyesore." - Me

Here’s the rest of the interview this quote came from.

Here’s where you can vote to make the top right design a t-shirt.

You’ve got a clean bill of health and a filthy mouth. This is your t-shirt.
"Raw Truth" is available on guys and gals t-shirts.
One of 16 designs in my "MADE" collection on Threadless.

You’ve got a clean bill of health and a filthy mouth. This is your t-shirt.

"Raw Truth" is available on guys and gals t-shirts.

One of 16 designs in my "MADE" collection on Threadless.

"Retail Therapy"
Give yourself some credit and you’re likely to find balance in your life.
You can vote to make this a t-shirt here.
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"Retail Therapy"

Give yourself some credit and you’re likely to find balance in your life.

You can vote to make this a t-shirt here.

Facebook  Threadless  Society6  Tumblr

Draw FM is a podcast of in-depth interviews with artists, brought to you by the people at Eat Sleep Draw, the enormously popular user submitted on line gallery.
I’m their latest interview subject, and I’m pretty sure I managed to come off slightly more likable than Gwyneth Paltrow.

Draw FM is a podcast of in-depth interviews with artists, brought to you by the people at Eat Sleep Draw, the enormously popular user submitted on line gallery.

I’m their latest interview subject, and I’m pretty sure I managed to come off slightly more likable than Gwyneth Paltrow.

All my Threadless tees are discounted to $12 (some even less) on April 1st only.
Or are they?*
* They are.
(If your item or size is sold out, click “REQUEST A REPRINT” right under “add to cart”.)

All my Threadless tees are discounted to $12 (some even less) on April 1st only.

Or are they?*

* They are.

(If your item or size is sold out, click “REQUEST A REPRINT” right under “add to cart”.)

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